Greetings, London Perfect readers! I bring you “startled eyebrow” tidings about the true power of TEA. You’ve already read the blogposts about the humble leaf’s role in this nation’s imperial expansion, as well as where best to go in London for a high tea of superlative quality and delight. I’ve also explained how to brew the perfect cuppa in the safety and comfort of your own home.
And it’s the modern day brewing of the stuff that will raise your eyebrows and cause you to wear that startled look on your face.
When it comes to boiling water for tea, since roaring fires and open ranges became things of the past (dark times when men used to wear tights and ruffs whilst dinosaurs roamed Hyde Park etc etc) Britain has embraced modernity. We’ve electricity these days, dontcha know. And electric kettles.
Millions upon millions of the things. In all shapes, sizes and colours. Ready to boil water at the flick of a switch.
Which in itself is a fine thing. It’s when all those millions of kettles ARE SWITCHED ON AT THE SAME TIME that things get exciting. Like when the credits roll on one of the most popular soap opera on TV, EastEnders. Try to imagine pseudo-Cockney Dick van Dyk from Mary Poppins in a Clytemnestra-esque or some other sort of Greek tragedy scenario based in a fictional East End suburb of London.
If Clytemnestra had been born in London’s East End … well, the BBC has the answer!
What’s not to like? Anyway, this show is on four times a week plus an omnibus at the weekend. As there are no advertising breaks everyone waits for their cuppa until after all the excitement has unfolded. Cue the switching on of approximately 1.75 million electric kettles and a rather large surge of electricity across the National Grid.
They have hydroelectric plants on standby to cover the spike. They sometimes even have to ask the French – yes, the French – to supply an electric top up when our national tea-making habit gets too much for the grid. There must be irony in there somewhere…
Don’t believe me? I saw it on the BBC. It must be true.
And all for a few cups of tea. BEHOLD THE POWER OF TEA. Entire national infrastructure projects bow to its might. So you probably should too. Now it’s time for that cup of tea, and we’ll raise our teacup in thanks to the abundance of power and massive organization that allows us to switch on the kettle … and to Every Daydream for including our Marlborough vacation rental in Notting Hill and the Britain from Above video in their Perfect Day in London!
Zoë F. Willis is a writer and enthusiastic London resident. You can read more about her adventures and creative exploits at Things Wot I Have Made.